Authors Notes: 
I wrote this on the train to Melbourne [so please excuse my messy 
writing, and the crapness, it's about a 9 on the crap-o-metre!!] 
But this is, or could be the starting scene to a challenge that was set 
about Goldie and Jack or Frank going undercover as 
honeymooners. Now don't get mislead by this I *still* strongly believe 
that Goldie and Jack belong together, or did before she up and died on 
us :(  Kay well I've rambled on long enough, here's the REALLY short 
fic... 

Title: NO WAY! 
Author: Suz 
Written: 21 Sept 1999 
Category: Comedy [or *my* attempt at it anyways!] 

NO WAY! 

'No way Helen, you've *got* to be joking!' 
'Nope' 
'Jack?' 
'Yep' 
'No, I'm not doing it!' 
'I'm sorry you don't have a choice. I mean you could always take Mick.' 
'Mick, that's worse than Jack...' Rachel sat quietly for a second. 'How 
about Mick and Jack go?' 
'As honey-mooners?' 
'We-ll... isn't there anyone else?' 
'Nope.' 
'What about Tayler and Gavin, yeah?' 
'I don't think so Rachel, it's you and Christey.' 
'Get Frank back here, at least he won't make a move on me.' 
'I wouldn't be so sure about that.' 
'What's that supposed to mean?' 
'Oh come on Rachel, it's two nights.' 
'But Jack?' 
'What, you afraid you'll actually enjoy yourself?' 
'No!' 
'Rachel, you're going!' 
'What does Jeff think?' 
'It was Jeff's idea.' 
'What me and Christey?' 
'No, Jack and Mick, who do you think?' 
'Maybe Jack won't want to do it!' 
'Maybe you'll learn to follow orders.' 
'I don't have a choice do I?' 
'Sorry.' 
'On one condition.' 
'What's that?' 
'I drive!' 

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THE END 
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